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Software Detective for hire.

• discovery, repair, enhancement and reinforcement of front and backdoors;
• free investigation into the crucial question of how to get up in the morning in order to have your first cup of coffee in order to wake up;
• several unreliable methods of distinguishing Perl programs from modem line white noise (there are no known reliable such methods, and it has been proven theoretically that it is practically impossible*^,**).
• Who Would Want To Hire One and other psychoanalytic analysis also available $ubject to $ucce$$ful appointment of an appointment (please bring your own couch and towels);

  * In theory, theory and practice are the same, in practice they aren't, remember?

  ** They both compile.